Yes, it's such a terrible thing to have to put up with such a gloriously hilarious story as this. ;-) I'm truly sorry you had such a horrible day, but this was made of awesome! Thank you. :)

ETA: Anya's reaction to Elladan's comment about leaving their hair behind was perfect. I really do hope you throw in a few more snippets like this at points in the future whenever the inclination strikes, because this ficlet is pure gold.